Completely Heterosexual
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I'm Emily. I'm 15 and I love Star Wars, Sherlock, Hannibal, Ewan McGregor, Welcome To Night Vale, Shingeki No Kyojin, etc. etc.

urlnotlorealbitch:

fuck-you-im—batman:

mangosmoothie7:

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STOP

who fucking did this

Another thing Tumblr has forever ruined for me.

super-who-locked-in:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

"chop kick panda" oh my

gaezedkriel:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

The chicken came in for the hug and hugged back with its neck. That’s adorable

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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iguanamouth:

tyquil:

straight from the iguana’s mouth

dolphins are amoung the most dangerous aquatic predators known to man with 13 inch prehensile penises that are capable of pulling an adult human underwater and in fact up to 14 cases of serious sexual assault from dolphins are reported each year in the US alone

dean-cas-and-teamfreewill:

the-family-assbutt:

mr-almonds:

someone asked for a destiel version so

still the little spoon

THE APOCALYPSE WASNT VERY TASTEFUL

bewbin:

rhydonmyhardon:

bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

but leaving your christmas tree vulnerable to attack? wow how insensitive 

let them come

viwan themes