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I'm Emily. I'm 16 and I love Star Wars, Sherlock, Hannibal, Ewan McGregor, Welcome To Night Vale, Shingeki No Kyojin, etc. etc.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

so I googled skeletons and

blackandwhitebilliards:

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"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"

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"against the fuckboys

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

straightannabeth:

brienne-of—tarth:

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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I was staring at this like ‘what does calculator have to do with farming?’ and then i realised…

mckinnna:

It’s my therapy; crayons and an exacto knife

boo-would222:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

THESE DRAG GHOSTS GIVE ME LIFE

wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

ulltron:

i dont have an faq because no one fucking asks me anything

proctalgia:

I’m laughing he’s so cute

viwan themes