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I'm Emily. I'm 16 and I love Star Wars, Sherlock, Hannibal, Ewan McGregor, Welcome To Night Vale, Shingeki No Kyojin, etc. etc.

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

zanetheaiden:

glueing:

Friendly reminder that the Striders are very wealthy! In fact, Smuppets are a multi-billion dollar enterprise!

#has anyone ever just sat back#and thought about how fucking strange this comic is

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

hipslie:

If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.

pancaikes:

diabetic-homeless-hookers-18:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

what

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

thefarfire:

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

based on this text post [x]

YES

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

viwan themes